Acronyms

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spmdr

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Everyone knows that in this day and age,

EVERYTHING is an acronym for Something....


FORD: First On Race Day...or others.

FIAT: Fix It Again Tony

LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

TIGER: Trouble In Garage Every Reason

ALPINE: Always Left Parked In Need of Engine

...Extra points for reality...

DW
 
Those are some my Mrs. would not know as I do ask her. I was recently told IMHO might not be known by some all I did was LoL.

Then there's Mostly Garbage or MG . Except for this one...

Less accurate but Hardly Abelson for Harley Davidson.

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DODGE……Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
CHRYSLER…..Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
GMC…..Gotta Mechanic Coming
PORSCHE….Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
JEEP…..Just Empty Every Pocket
CHEVROLET…..Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
PLYMOUTH…..Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
HONDA……Hang On Not Done Accelerating
TIGER…… Transforming Impressive Grand Exhilaration Regularly
SUNBEAM……Such Underrated Nirvana Beautifully Executed Among Motorists
 
mr55s said:
DODGE……Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
CHRYSLER…..Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
GMC…..Gotta Mechanic Coming
PORSCHE….Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
JEEP…..Just Empty Every Pocket
CHEVROLET…..Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
PLYMOUTH…..Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
HONDA……Hang On Not Done Accelerating
TIGER…… Transforming Impressive Grand Exhilaration Regularly
SUNBEAM……Such Underrated Nirvana Beautifully Executed Among Motorists
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PONTIAC is not politically correct anymore 😮
 
BMW Bite my weenie or break my windows....
Fiat Found in a turd
Ford F___d on race day
Pontiac... can't go there... racially insensitive...
 
  • AMC: America’s Muscle Car; All Mistakes Combined; Another Major Catastrophe
  • BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder; Brings Me Women; Big Money Waster; Broke My Wallet
  • Chevrolet: Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time; Condition Hopeless, Every Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engineering Technology
  • Chrysler: Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
  • Dodge: Drips Oil Drips Grease Everywhere; Dead On Day Guarantee Expires; Dreams Of Dependability Gone Elsewhere
  • Edsel: Every Day Something Else Leaks
  • Everett-Metzger Flanders (EMF): Every Mechanical Failure
  • Fiat: Failed Italian Automotive Technology; Fling It Around Turns; Found In A Toilet
  • Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily; First On Race Day; Flip Over Read Directions; Finest Off Road Device; Favorite Of Race Drivers
  • GM: Great Mistake
  • GMC: Got Mechanic Coming; Garage Man’s Companion; Great Mountain Climber; General Maintenance Constantly
  • GTO: Gas, Tires and Oil
  • Jaguar: Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
  • Jeep: Just Empty Every Pocket; Just Enough Engine Power
  • Mazda: Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along
  • Mercedes: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
  • MG: Mostly Garaged; Money Guzzler
  • MG-B: Might Go Backwards
  • MOPAR: Move Over, People Are Racing; My Old Pig Ain’t Running; Made Of Parts Already Ruined; More Parts And Repairs; Miscellaneous Odd Parts Assembled Recklessly; Massively Overpowered and Respected; More Overall Performance And Reliability
  • Oldsmobile: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
  • Plymouth: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
  • Pontiac: Poor Old Nerd Thinks It’s A Cadillac
  • SAAB: Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
  • Triumph: Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
  • Volvo: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

The above from Hagerty.
 
BMC - bodgy motor cars
ROOTES - rarely opertaional or totalled electrical systems.
Also.. "rootes" in Australia as slang for s3x .. And Rooted is fxxked.... So "rootes" is sort of funny itself.

I was once asked at a bar about dress code when i had my " rootes approved service tools" t-shirt...."tool" also slang for male equipment 😂

SUNBEAM - sidelining unconventional nuanced breakages ending automotive movement.
 
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