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The opening seasonal cruise night brought all the local talent out of the barns to the Diner parking lot. The head Guru that we all bow and pay homage to had a wannabe newbie gnawing on his ear trying to get all the free "how to" in one aggravating sitting. We overheard this response: "You can spend your money once in my shop and get it done. Or, you can spend your money twice trying it yourself and give up. You can also spend your money three times by sticking to it and learning how much of an idiot you can be. Finally, you can spend your money four times when you bring it in and get it done." The newbie didn't leave, so the saga may continue . . .