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Glass
Optimist: "The glass is half full"
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty"
Engineer: "The glass is twice as big as it needs to be"
Thermal Analyst: "It's too hot in here and half the water evaporated"
Structural Analysist: "The glass has a crack and half the water leaked out"
Manager: "I drank half the water. Now go find some more or you're fired!"
Gary
Optimist: "The glass is half full"
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty"
Engineer: "The glass is twice as big as it needs to be"
Thermal Analyst: "It's too hot in here and half the water evaporated"
Structural Analysist: "The glass has a crack and half the water leaked out"
Manager: "I drank half the water. Now go find some more or you're fired!"
Gary